Seth Kevorkian And The Elvis Presley Zit Cream

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Endless Empress will hit bookshops in just 12 days. You will find an entire world inside that book, and once you’ve finished reading Endless Empress…it isn’t the end!  I will release brand new exclusive stories which take place in the world of Endless Empress – five stories which feature characters from the book, or happen at secret moments  during the story.  One of these five stories has…

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"I Am Punk Rock Not Disco!"

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My hair is still naturally very dark despite the stress I’ve recently suffered; yes, I have endured the double traumas of moving house and getting a book ready for publication.  Despite the multiple miseries of moving, I still managed to stick to my tour dates and have – in recent weeks – appeared at the Portobello Literary Festival and Craigroyston HS.  Craigroyson has the most amazing…

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My Not So Secret Diary

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I thought I’d take a few minutes to write this blog, but I’ve been busy packing my stuff so I can move out of this flat and into a nice new house.  Yes, I finally have a garden!  I have wanted a garden for so long.  I won’t do any gardening, of course, because I am a houseplant serial killer.

FAT HAND

My brother and I are estranged but I recently bumped into him and his fat hand.  Yes,…

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